Taylor Tales: A Collection of True Life Stories

Taylor Tales

Taylor Tales is a collection of 20 true-life stories, brutally honest, funny, outrageous and heart-warming.

The Night I met Jeff Wayne

Once I knew he was in the house, I was on a mission to find him.

The Joker

While in Indonesia with a matchbox full of grass, a piece of magic transpired with a pack of cards.

Astral Travel

While languishing in a jail at her majesty’s pleasure I found freedom by astral travelling.

Two days away with a Full Wallet

A brutally honest account of a weekend spent visiting prostitutes while on Army duty in Germany.

My Homosexual Experience

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

The Dirty Confessional

A disturbing story of our priest asking personal questions during our confessions.

I Punched my Mum

Having trouble controlling my adolescent hormones, I lost control with my mum and punched her in the stomach.

When I was a Male Escort

I replied to a ‘Males Escort Wanted’ ad. Alas when my first job came through I simply didn’t measure up to the job.

My brush with the Russian Mafia

I replied to an email asking for my bank account number and sort code.

The Ouija Board

Dappling with an Ouija Board, and the trouble it can get you into.

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Beyond the Call of Duty

A mother and son's love stretched to the limit and beyond.

The Bad Man

As a young man walking home a paedophile approached me and lured me away. Luckily I escaped just in time.

The Spelling Test

Have you ever scored 10/10 in a spelling test?

A Christmas Tale

A magical tale about the Christmas spirit.

Jailbreak

While in Indonesia I was arrested for ‘pointing my finger’.

Talking to God Almighty

As I walked along the promenade one night I talked to God.

The Worst Dream of my Life

I died and wandered the earth as a ghost, visiting my family and friends.

The Ghost of Robert Pimenta

Having dreamt I died the night before, I was walking to a party with a friend and together we saw the ghost of another long lost friend.

Follow Through

A rather embarrassing story of when I pooed my pants in Washington DC.

Top of the Class

While in the Army I scored the highest score in our police exam test, only to be told I had scored the lowest and ridiculed in front of the class.